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Post by dogofsarcasm on May 24, 2008 5:42:59 GMT -5
Same as my Metin quotes, but these are general ones. Most of them are from The Simpsons and such. ;D WEEK: 26th May 2008'You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.' From: www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/Reason: Goes nicely with my signature. |
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Post by dogofsarcasm on Jun 3, 2008 2:29:42 GMT -5
WEEK: 2nd June 2008Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun. From: www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/Reason: At this time of year in England, where is the sun?!
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Post by dogofsarcasm on Jun 3, 2008 2:33:28 GMT -5
I like this one so much, that I set it for next week already. WEEK: 9th June 2008'There's nothing like revenge for getting back at people. ' 'Vengeance isn't too bad either' From: www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/Reason: Revenge is good, and quoted by Lenny |
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Post by dogofsarcasm on Jun 11, 2008 15:03:53 GMT -5
WEEK: 16th June 2008'Well let me ask you this: shut up.' From: www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/Reason: Just shut up. Close your gob and shut the heck up!
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Post by dogofsarcasm on Jun 17, 2008 4:29:40 GMT -5
WEEK: 23rd June 2008'Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs.' From: www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/Reason: Coffee is a drug?
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Post by dogofsarcasm on Jul 10, 2008 10:32:52 GMT -5
WEEK: 30th June 2008'What's a wedding? Webster's dictionary describes it as the act of removing weeds from one's garden. ' From: www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/Reason: If the dictionaries are wrong, we are all doomed.
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Post by dogofsarcasm on Jul 10, 2008 10:36:54 GMT -5
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Post by dogofsarcasm on Jul 24, 2008 16:28:14 GMT -5
WEEK: 14th July 2008
'There are limited functions to a cardboard box.'
From: DOS' personal quote
Reason: There really are. Count what they can do: Hold stuff. That's all. You can liken a computer to it when it's broken, as well XD
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Post by dogofsarcasm on Jul 24, 2008 16:30:47 GMT -5
WEEK: 21st July 2008
'100 people were surveyed to see if they found Metin 2 UK boring. 98% answered No. The other 2% fell asleep.'
From: DOS' personal quote
Reason: Hilarious!
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Post by dogofsarcasm on Aug 16, 2008 16:13:39 GMT -5
WEEK: 28th July 2008
'You can call me a liar when I'm lying, about to lie or finished lying, but not when I'm telling the truth.'
From: Unknown
Reason: So... if I said that whatever I say is a lie, what will you believe when I say I am now telling the truth?
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Post by dogofsarcasm on Aug 16, 2008 16:15:53 GMT -5
WEEK: 4th August 2008
'Trust no-one except everyone.'
From: Blastile's personal quote
Reason: Conflicts with itself making it meaningless yet confusing.
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Post by dogofsarcasm on Aug 16, 2008 16:18:22 GMT -5
WEEK: 11th August 2008
'The customer is always wrong'
From: DOS's personal quote
Reason: YES
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